The time has come, one and all, for the most basic season of the year. Not only are gals dusting off their UGG boots and pulling out their beanies, but they are losing their minds for the pumpkin pandemonium this fall.
Luckily, for your basic addiction, someone is here to guide you down this orange-bricked road.
The top fifteen pumpkin goodies that everyone should get their hands on are, spoiler alert, all going to reside in the one and only, Trader Joe’s.
Not only does Trader Joe’s carry pumpkin chocolate brownies and pumpkin cream cheese to put on your pumpkin bagel, but they also have, hold on to your seats, pumpkin cinnamon rolls.
These flaky little clouds have just the right amount of pumpkin flavor with the smooth cream cheese frosting to make you wanna have a 2007 Brittney Spears melt down. You may be thinking, “that must be it, right?” That’s wrong, my friend.
Trader Joe’s also carries pumpkin chocolate cheesecake bites, for every cheesecake lover. Pumpkin Pepito cookies and pumpkin caramel popcorn with pumpkin seeds in them are a tasty fall treat.
Now, they did step it up with their famous Joe-Joe cookies by coming out with a pumpkin flavor. Let’s just say, if an Oreo got triple stuffed with a creamier filling, that’s what a Joe-Joe cookie is comparable to. Basically a pumpkin party in your mouth.
The pumpkin madness doesn’t just stop with sweet treats. Oh no! Pumpkin spice creamer and pumpkin spice seasoning is there to add to your TJ pumpkin-flavored coffee. Watch out Starbucks, you have some competition on your hands.
You name it, they have it. Pumpkin puffin cereal for your breakfast, pumpkin dog treats for the fluffs in your life, pumpkin ginger ice cream cones that put Drumsticks to shame, and pumpkin RX protein bars that’ll make your muscles and taste buds happy.
After stumbling upon pumpkin pop tarts, all your white girl dreams will be fulfilled. On a more disappointing note, the pumpkin pop tarts had zero pumpkin filling and the pastry itself was dry.
Don’t fret my pumpkin fanatics, you are about to find out the best kept pumpkin treat of the season. Are you ready?The Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Caramel Kringle will have you singing with joy this Thanksgiving.
It is by far the best pumpkin treat this season with its creamy pumpkin filling, cream cheese frosting and croissant like texture, sprinkled with candy pecans. Bring this to any holiday event and you’ll be worshiped by your peers. By the end of Fall, you will be thanking Trader Joe’s and all your pumpkin crazed, basic friends for the crave-satisfying treat suggestions.